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Lexixavier
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Post subject: Strange things to read on the net redux  Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:59 am |
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| Still Lovin' the Hoff |
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JFalcon
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:57 pm |
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Good luck trying to aim/focus the collectors/lenses on a maneuvering fighter. Perhaps a better application for a death star...
"Since when did ignorance become a point of view?"
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JFalcon
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:01 pm |
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Lexixavier
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:57 am |
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| Still Lovin' the Hoff |
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Actually i recommend listening to all his reviews, that guy is hilarious.
especially if you love British humor, like Red Dwarf or Terry Pratchett.
IPU
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Lexixavier
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:32 pm |
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| Still Lovin' the Hoff |
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Lexixavier
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:31 pm |
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| Still Lovin' the Hoff |
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RocketGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:08 pm |
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| Drinks Rum; Loves Whiskey |
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Kellog
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:37 am |
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Quote: The plot:
A family of raccoons, forced from their home by evil construction workers, take a stand to reclaim their homeland …
Why it scarred us:
… using their magical raccoon testicles.
Bwahahahahaha
I've never seen the last two on the list, but holy crap I almost choked on my coffee reading about them. Hilarious!
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RocketGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:16 am |
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| Drinks Rum; Loves Whiskey |
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Kellog wrote:
Bwahahahahaha
I've never seen the last two on the list, but holy crap I almost choked on my coffee reading about them. Hilarious!
I'd actually never heard of #1 when I posted, but I noticed they mispelled "Tanuki". As for Watership Down, that one I'd seen and, yeah, that's some seriously traumatic @#$%. Believe it.
Introducing new Dark Side RocketGirl™: Quicker, Easier, More Seductive!
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Lt_Col_Insane
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:18 am |
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RocketGirl wrote: Kellog wrote:
Bwahahahahaha
I've never seen the last two on the list, but holy crap I almost choked on my coffee reading about them. Hilarious!
I'd actually never heard of #1 when I posted, but I noticed they mispelled "Tanuki". As for Watership Down, that one I'd seen and, yeah, that's some seriously traumatic @#$%. Believe it. yeah you know it really didn't surprise me that the japanese made such a bizarre cartoon series.
"Kill one person your a murderer, kill many your a hero, kill them all and your favoured by the gods ........ or really unbalanced."
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RocketGirl
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:16 am |
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| Drinks Rum; Loves Whiskey |
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Lt_Col_Insane wrote: RocketGirl wrote: Kellog wrote:
Bwahahahahaha
I've never seen the last two on the list, but holy crap I almost choked on my coffee reading about them. Hilarious!
I'd actually never heard of #1 when I posted, but I noticed they mispelled "Tanuki". As for Watership Down, that one I'd seen and, yeah, that's some seriously traumatic @#$%. Believe it. yeah you know it really didn't surprise me that the japanese made such a bizarre cartoon series. I forget who it is--I suppose a simple internet search could reveal who, but I'm lazy and actually kinna drunk from clubbing right now--but there was a sci-fi author who said that the secret to creating a believable and realistic alien race was the make them weirder than the Japanese. 
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KEM
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:06 pm |
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Kellog wrote: Quote: The plot:
A family of raccoons, forced from their home by evil construction workers, take a stand to reclaim their homeland …
Why it scarred us:
… using their magical raccoon testicles. Bwahahahahaha I've never seen the last two on the list, but holy crap I almost choked on my coffee reading about them. Hilarious! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? 
KEM
"I can still taste the Yak" -- Dawn, Buffy Season 8
KEMart is back online, although still something of a work in progress.
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Lexixavier
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:56 pm |
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| Still Lovin' the Hoff |
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dude.....those weren't scary.
Disney.
the Black hole.
A man gets gutted by a killer robot.
GUTTED.
Dead. Killed. A giant blender hand spinning, making that screaming spinning noise that rapidly turning blades make, is shoved into his chest, and all the movie people do is pan away to a very detailed shadow of the guy having the spinning blades shoved in him and bits and chunks flying off as he is gutted.
Complete with screaming agony sounds that can be heard over the screaming spinning blades.
That's scary.
Also, The adventures of Mark Twain. Claymation.
At one point in the film the kids visit some sortof wierd pocket dimension where where Satan shows them why a curious but uncaring god is a bad thing.
very fucked up scene. Pardon my french.
And there are other scary kids movies. not that a few of the movies in that list aren't somewhat scary. I'm just saying there are worse movies out there.
Try Legend out on a four year old. That'll mess em' up.
IPU
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narkosys
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Aldys
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:31 am |
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Lexixavier wrote: dude.....those weren't scary.
*snip*
Try Legend out on a four year old. That'll mess em' up.
Heh, Tom Cruise'll f**k anyone up.
And the chick looks hotter all evil and stuff. 
"You can't kill death!"
"If he comes near me, I'll rip his nipples off!"
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